Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
No, some dude woke up one day, looked at his dick and was like ” Today, this is getting sucked”
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lol jk. I could never love someone like you.
Im in this place right now, where I don’t want someone to kiss or to take me out on date or tell me sweet things on the phone. I’m at this place where I just want someone to hold me to make me feel safe and that I’ll be okay. I’m at this place where nothings for sure. I’m down and confused and no one can say anything that’ll make me feel better. Honestly, just hold me because I feel alone. No words, just arms and cologne.
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